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An Impossible Poem

August 25th, 2008 No comments

Here is a poem you PROBABLY CANNOT read outloud with out screwing up. :)

Enjoy.

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Categories: WTF?

How To: Dishwasher Lasagna Florentine (with pics)

August 18th, 2008 2 comments

Cook spinach and ricotta cheese lasagna in your dishwasher!

Whether you’re cooking for a few friends, throwing a dinner party, or just trying to feed a hungry family, lasagna is a classic dish favored in many homes. Tasty and easy to make, it can satisfy even the heartiest of appetites.

But what if your oven has decided to take an unexpected vacation and you have hungry mouths to feed expecting nothing less than a taste of Italy? Save the day by creating hot and delicious Spinach and Ricotta Cheese lasagna fresh from your dishwasher!

Sure to be entertaining and guaranteed to leave your guests speechless, no one will believe it until they see it, when you pull a perfectly cooked lasagna from between your freshly washed dinner plates and silverware. This unique recipe is easy to create and doesn’t require much more time than cooking lasagna the old fashioned way.

So try getting the kids involved for some fun food magic, or just impress your friends and become the talk of the dinner table with this creative meal idea sure to please!

Wow!  So, how do you make this fine meal?  EASY!

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Categories: Edibles, WTF?

The Count Song

August 17th, 2008 No comments

What happens if you censor all instances of “count” in The Count’s song?
Pure win!

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Categories: Wow

Home Made Flame Thrower

August 16th, 2008 No comments

Everett Bradford has created a home made, wrist worn flame thrower and it’s pretty cool.

There are two videos here. The first one Everett explains how all pieces of of the unit work together and runs through the construction of it. The second video actually shows him using it.

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Categories: Cool, Dangerous

Harddrive Clock

August 16th, 2008 No comments

Really cool invention where the author cut out a section from an opened up harddrive and mounted timed LEDs under the disk.

When the disk spins he can control the timing of the LED flashes to create various clocks and color patterns.

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Categories: Cool, Geeky

Fox’s Greg Jarrett is Worthless

August 10th, 2008 No comments

Fox “News” reporting on John Edwards’ affair.

Check this out clip of a discussion between Fox’s Greg Jarrett and his partner regarding John Edwards’ affair… you know… that event that is MORE important than Russia invading Georgia under the shadow of the 2008 olympics?

This is ridiculous and Greg Jarrett needs to be slapped in the face with a large trout.

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Categories: Political, Sad

Best Gift Ever

August 5th, 2008 No comments

This kid gets the best gift he’s probably ever gotten… and it’s a Nintendo 64!

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Categories: Kids

Guido Beach!

August 3rd, 2008 1 comment

For those who don’t know who or WHAT a guido is, urban dictionary defines it as:

The Guido is an entirely American phenomena, with its epicenter in the New York/ New Jersey metropolitan area. Although most of its examples are of Italian-American descent, many times other non-descript Caucasians will follow suit in an attempt to achieve an identity- in fact any identity. The Guido is highly recognizable by his attention to muscular development, status symbols, and regional dialect. Guidos are fortunate in that they usually tend to be loyal to their heritage and cultures. However, their interpretation of the Italian culture is unique to Americans. They fall sorrily short when attempting to emulate the sophistication of European-born men. In fact, their shortcomings include a tendency toward alcoholism, legal problems (usually related to assault, reckless driving, noise violations), and an inability to compete in legitimate business. Fortunately for them, they usually live an exciting, care-free existence. They are easily satiated by tacky mall attire, drunken nights with similar-minded women, and nightclubbing in the lesser desired beach towns such as Seaside Heights, New Jersey. In the end, although they maintain a unique sense of identity and pride, their superficial lives often leave them empty. The tolls of excessive grooming products, STDs, and alcohol abuse age these specimens quite poorly. The time spent in fitness clubs is usually far offset by their lifestyle choices.

“Although he spends all his time in the gym and dancing in the clubs, that Guido will soon be a burned out alcoholic working a thankless job, living alone in his one-bedroom apartment in North Jersey”

Now that we have that out of the way, below is a pretty funny and somewhat sad video called Guido beach where the camera man basically rolls around interviewing different Guidos and Guidettes.

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Categories: Geeky, Sad, Wow

Worst Case Scenario

August 3rd, 2008 No comments

….for a Pigeon!

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Categories: Animals, Owned, Sad