Last one is great! lol!
- Be unique and different; say yes.
- Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
- Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
- My Love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in.
- I’ve got my library card and i’m checkin you out
- I’m gay, straighten me out!
- Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
- If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.
- If people were boogers…I’d pick you first.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- Man – Fat Penguin! Woman – WHAT? Man – I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
- I can’t find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
- Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
- If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
- Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
- If you were a McDonald’s burger, I would call you McBeautiful….
- I know I can’t have your virginity, but can I have the box it came in?
- You smell like my mother. I like that.
- They don’t call me Super for nothing.
- Do you mind if I flirt with you?
- I like your face!