Super Hero Chick Owns Tailgaters

This girl has a pretty funny blog entry that basically outlines how she handles tailgaters — which can be summed up with slams on the breaks. I just want to say that I’m glad I have never been behind her! :X

Here is a funny excerpt:

Mr. Tailgater didn’t like that very much and inched up even closer to my ass. To really prove his point, he started flicking his headlights on and off. I gave him the finger. He responded by laying on his horn.

Livid, I picked up my cell phone and dialed my friend’s phone number. I’m going to be late, I calmly told her, I’m about to get into a traffic accident. Then I turned off my phone and slammed on my brakes.

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“PRINGLES WILL GREASE YOUR ASS”

Here is another post that was taken from the Rants section of Craigslist.org. This is probably one of the funniest things i have ever read and now i pass it on to you… The rant is basically a horrible story about the effects of eating Fat Free pringles. Its awesome and JUST the first line should make you want to read more: “Don’t even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can’t eat them very much or I’ll get fat.”
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“To the women who work in my office… I hate you”

This is an EXTREMELY funny rant from a post found on craigslist.org. The guy pretty much breaks everyone down who works in his office and outlines their flaws and reasons why he hates them. I think the rant made it to Craigslist’s “BEST OF” section. The entire post is contained in this entry, so read more to see the whole thing. Continue reading “To the women who work in my office… I hate you”