How To: Make Pancakes Like a Crack Head
Ever wanted to make pancakes like your everyday crack head junkie? Well NOW you can! *WITH PICS*
- Gather your junkiesque supplies
- Cut up your pancake mix (Junk).
- Continue….
- Pile up your pancake mix.
- DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
- Add 1 bump salt and 1 bump baking powder to crack head mirror.
- Next add your water.
- After the water put a shot of milk.
- The last liquid added is oil. This is optional but if you truly want to make crack head pan cakes, put a double shot.
- Now cut everything together. Mix until liquid.
- Now for the egg. Take you syringe and poke THROUGH the egg shell. Extract your Egg.
- Add the raw egg (crack head style).
- After mixed add your pancake mix to your crack spoon. Hold spoon open flame.
- Cook both sides! This is raw egg, you don’t want to risk your health.
- Done! Breakfast is served and your crack head pancake is now complete. Enjoy the CrackJack
What nest was the egg stolen from?
looks like a quail egg
Maybe it’s a crackhead, who got his hands on the wrong stuff!!!
Crackheads can’t afford Zippos
A little butter and maple syrup and those will be better than crack. Awesome.
Nothing is better than crack.
Except for more crack.
LoL dude a zippo is like $10… what are you talkin about?!
@Willis
hahaha. then burn out some piece of wood from your couch. lol
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