How To: Make Pancakes Like a Crack Head

Posted in Edibles, WTF? | Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 | 254 Comments » Trackback

Ever wanted to make pancakes like your everyday crack head junkie? Well NOW you can! *WITH PICS*

  1. Gather your junkiesque supplies
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  2. Cut up your pancake mix (Junk).
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  3. Continue….
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  4. Pile up your pancake mix.
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  5. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
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  6. Add 1 bump salt and 1 bump baking powder to crack head mirror.
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  7. Next add your water.
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  8. After the water put a shot of milk.
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  9. The last liquid added is oil. This is optional but if you truly want to make crack head pan cakes, put a double shot.
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  10. Now cut everything together. Mix until liquid.10.jpg
  11. Now for the egg. Take you syringe and poke THROUGH the egg shell. Extract your Egg.
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  12. Add the raw egg (crack head style).
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  13. After mixed add your pancake mix to your crack spoon. Hold spoon open flame.
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  14. Cook both sides! This is raw egg, you don’t want to risk your health.
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  15. Done! Breakfast is served and your crack head pancake is now complete. Enjoy the CrackJack :)
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