How To: Make Pancakes Like a Crack Head
Ever wanted to make pancakes like your everyday crack head junkie? Well NOW you can! *WITH PICS*
- Gather your junkiesque supplies
- Cut up your pancake mix (Junk).
- Continue….
- Pile up your pancake mix.
- DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
- Add 1 bump salt and 1 bump baking powder to crack head mirror.
- Next add your water.
- After the water put a shot of milk.
- The last liquid added is oil. This is optional but if you truly want to make crack head pan cakes, put a double shot.
- Now cut everything together. Mix until liquid.
- Now for the egg. Take you syringe and poke THROUGH the egg shell. Extract your Egg.
- Add the raw egg (crack head style).
- After mixed add your pancake mix to your crack spoon. Hold spoon open flame.
- Cook both sides! This is raw egg, you don’t want to risk your health.
- Done! Breakfast is served and your crack head pancake is now complete. Enjoy the CrackJack
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nice nice vere nice
Hey what kind of egg is that? It looks nice and endangered.
HAHAHAHAH “Cook both sides! This is raw egg, you don’t want to risk your health.”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ASS FUCKING IF!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
That is stuped.:-l
lol, stuped?
hahaha. its funny to know that only a few knows that that egg is a quails egg.
that f**King excellent, i wish had time to make crack head pancakes, but sadly i have a life XD
IM A FUCKING FAGGOT
lol thats very funny
Should be writing for SNL!!!
That is so funny, 5 STARS!!!!
LMFAOO!
That was incrediable and brilliant!
maple syrup is hard to shoot up. I’d let it dry and smoke the rock.
i smoke blunts after skool then i sniff a line of crack u shud try its goooooooood
Next time i see a smack head in town im gona get his scrawny lil neck place his mouth over da curb then stamp on his head that makes his bottom jaw smash off then be in bad pain oh yeah and smash ur teeth out if any left daft cunt.
this is the shit, great job
What is this?????
@ghirarda
Crack-cakes baby!
this is sad
I love it, but such small portions just wouldn’t satisfy.
Moron
Fucking hilarious. i bet he thinks he’s got a “handle” on his habit as well. Before you know it he’ll be on a bag of flour a day and stealing from old folks homes to buy eggs.
Great idea – really funny – gotta try this too.
it’s a quail egg. pfffT!
how how… What Were U thinking ?!?!?!?!?!?
hahahaha… fookin good man. seriously soopa
It is amazing how many posts this can get over major news stories… all I gotta say – is where is the bacon and syrup!
Any of you above that had way too serious comments – this is a joke – have a pancake and relax… of course, crack cakes will just make you more paranoid
…. did someone eat my pancakes??? Are the cops outside waiting for a second helping!!! HALP!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA
Brilliant
Good day!,
Hello!,
Hi!,
That, sir, is fucking awesome …
this right here is to fucking funny I was just surfin the web…. But now Im going to make me crack-cakes lol… thanks for the laugh!
lol tht was funny omg i was just bout to make pan cakes lol the egg is tht like a bird egg idk lol ttyl
step #5 hahahah. now thats gangst
Thank you for this recipe!
@carlx
you moron, you complete fucking moron.. crack cant be sniffed you muppet.. coke can be sniffed, in fact the very reason people make crack from cocaine is to make it smokeable, as cocaine isnt smokeable, and crack cocaine is smokeable..
shit post, pathetic fucking post..
fuck everyone
ya man……that’s how i roll!