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How To: Make Pancakes Like a Crack Head

Ever wanted to make pancakes like your everyday crack head junkie? Well NOW you can! *WITH PICS*

  1. Gather your junkiesque supplies
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  2. Cut up your pancake mix (Junk).
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  3. Continue….
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  4. Pile up your pancake mix.
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  5. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
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  6. Add 1 bump salt and 1 bump baking powder to crack head mirror.
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  7. Next add your water.
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  8. After the water put a shot of milk.
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  9. The last liquid added is oil. This is optional but if you truly want to make crack head pan cakes, put a double shot.
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  10. Now cut everything together. Mix until liquid.10.jpg
  11. Now for the egg. Take you syringe and poke THROUGH the egg shell. Extract your Egg.
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  12. Add the raw egg (crack head style).
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  13. After mixed add your pancake mix to your crack spoon. Hold spoon open flame.
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  14. Cook both sides! This is raw egg, you don’t want to risk your health.
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  15. Done! Breakfast is served and your crack head pancake is now complete. Enjoy the CrackJack :)
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  1. slypeppa
    February 27th, 2010 at 00:04 | #1

    What nest was the egg stolen from?

  2. junkie
    March 1st, 2010 at 20:53 | #2

    looks like a quail egg

  3. March 2nd, 2010 at 12:10 | #3

    Maybe it’s a crackhead, who got his hands on the wrong stuff!!!

  4. Willis
    March 2nd, 2010 at 17:33 | #4

    Crackheads can’t afford Zippos

  5. March 3rd, 2010 at 08:51 | #5

    A little butter and maple syrup and those will be better than crack. Awesome.

  6. ThisBites
    June 16th, 2010 at 18:54 | #6

    Nothing is better than crack.

  7. ThisBites
    June 16th, 2010 at 18:55 | #7

    Except for more crack.

  8. August 12th, 2010 at 15:35 | #8

    LoL dude a zippo is like $10… what are you talkin about?!

  9. August 17th, 2010 at 01:54 | #9

    @Willis
    hahaha. then burn out some piece of wood from your couch. lol

  10. August 24th, 2010 at 14:21 | #10

    Sign: zdbrw Hello!!! dchvk and 5355crabufyfwp and 1371 : Great Blog!

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