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Archive for July, 2007

Some Dude Smokes Salvia

July 31st, 2007 No comments

Damn what the hell is wrong with this guy?  I came across this vid and since i posted the retarded ass slapping speed freak, i figured a video of some boob tripping his face off might be a good follow up.

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Categories: Sad, WTF?

Don’t Do Drugs

July 31st, 2007 No comments

This speed head is on a slap fest.  He’s got some beatz… uhhh… sorta.

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Categories: Sad, WTF?

A Sleeping Panda

July 25th, 2007 No comments

Not the most comfortable way to sleep, but it will do……. if you are a panda.

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Categories: Animals, Cute, WTF?

Who needs a Bottle Opener?

July 25th, 2007 No comments

Not these guys!  Now this is how you open your beer… a bazillion different ways.

And as a final note… i am SO glad I’m not their land lord.

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Categories: Cool, Edibles

Why Use Your Feet When You have Hands?

July 19th, 2007 No comments

A day in the life of a guy who spends his time upside down.  The video clip is pretty wild and shows a guy going through his day on his hands… this includes going to the bathroom, taking a shower, brushing his teef, going down stairs (!!!!!), doing his daily stuff, then getting ready for bed… and finally… an accidental ball shot to wrap it all up.

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Categories: Amazing, WTF?

The *REAL* Garfield!

July 19th, 2007 No comments

Daaaaaamnn… who knew Garfield was real?!  And as you probably know… if there is a cat looking like a jack ass, it’s gonna be a good video.

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Categories: Animals

Praise the Helmet

July 19th, 2007 No comments

helmet didnt helpIn situations like this, even a sweet helmet can’t help you from looking like a jackass.

Categories: Owned, Sad

Read a book, Read a book! by Notarapper

July 19th, 2007 2 comments

This is a really cool video by Bomani D’mite Armah, the song is called Read a Book.
When i first saw this rap i thought it was just some amateur wack youtube vid… but after watching it a couple times I have realized it’s GREAT. There is more to the rap than just the lines being shouted in your face…

This is what it means to me:

Read a book: This segment is talking about the media and how it brainwashes. An awesome representation is when the video shows some glam-thugs loading guns watching a stupid rap video… then transition to a person — the public — strapped to a chair robot chicken style. I think it is trying to illustrate how the ridiculous messages from media manifest themselves into Read more…

Categories: Cool, Money, Musical, Sad, Wow

Elevator Music Skit

July 19th, 2007 No comments

Sorta stupid… sorta funny… fun though!

I wish this was how it went down @ my work.

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Categories: Cool, Geeky, Musical

Chuck Norris – ACTION Jeans

July 12th, 2007 No comments

chuck’s action jeansYep… Good ol Chuck Norris has created some jeans that allow you to round house like a Ranger yet keep those sweet buns looking Fine.  Enter: ACTION JEANS!

One cool thing about these pants are that they are produced by Century… Century is a company who makes lots of different martial arts commodities… so go chuck with your bad ass pants!!

Categories: Cool

Mexican Mega Mushroom

July 10th, 2007 1 comment

mega mushroom from mexicoA picture of a GIGANTIC mushroom found in Mexico!  The news paper article i found this picture on stated the following:

A more than 20-kilo (41-lb) mushroom has been picked in a forest in Mexico’s southernmost state of Chiapas, university officials said Tuesday.

The white mushroom, macrocybe titans, measured a towering 70 cm (27 in) tall, was found near Tapachula, near the Guatemalan border, according to the Southern Border University Center.

Categories: Amazing, Earth, Plants

Dramatic Chipmunk

July 10th, 2007 No comments

Dramatic Chipmunk is dramatic.

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Categories: Animals, Cute

WoW on the iPhone

July 10th, 2007 1 comment

Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart!

Addiction! Fanboyism! Idiocy! Marketing! Stagnation!

WHEN YOUR POWERS COMBINE, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET JACKASS!

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Categories: Games, Geeky, Sad

Michael Moore Serially Owns CNN, Wolf Blitzer and Sanjay Gupta

July 10th, 2007 No comments

Yeah that is a lot of ownage.  This is a clip from CNN where Wolf Blitzer (yeah, his name is Wolf) interviews Michael Moore regarding his movie SiCKO.  Michael Moore does his best to defend the credibility of the facts in his movie and in a fluster pretty much owns CNN, Wolf Blitzer, and finally Sanjay Gupta who seems to be an innocent by standard of mass ownage.

If you have not seen his movie I suggest viewing it just for the sake of being exposed to something new.

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Categories: Movies, Owned, Political

A Great Commercial

July 7th, 2007 No comments

This is a very well done commercial…. i won’t give away the punch line but i recommend you watch it!

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Categories: Cool

“Stupid iPhone Lady”

July 6th, 2007 No comments

Money talks, and this beaaaayatch walks…

Gotta love the “stupid iPhone lady”.

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Categories: Money, Owned

Guide to Thinking Like a Loser

July 5th, 2007 No comments

Have you ever wanted to just lose? Tired of winning? Sick of “getting somewhere” in life?

Then this guide is for you:

  1. Learn that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
  2. Never rush into a job or opportunity without a lifetime of consideration.
  3. Believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from your obligations.
  4. All deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
  5. Never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.
  6. If at first you don’t succeed, there is always next year.
  7. Always decide not to decide, unless of course you change your mind.
  8. Always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when you get around to it.
  9. Know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
  10. Never put off tomorrow, what you can forget about forever.
Categories: Gross, Sad

How To: Put an Elevator In Express Mode

July 5th, 2007 No comments

This is a cool elevator hack but I should warn that it doesn’t apply to ALL elevators. Basically what happens is when you put the elevator in “express mode” it will goto the floor you want without making any other stops. So for example if you are on floor 1 and want to goto floor 55, you hit the 55 button, hold down Door Close for a few sec and the elevator should zoom up there without stopping for anyone else.

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Categories: Cool, Geeky

Engrish: Condom Warning

July 3rd, 2007 No comments

engrish condomsWell, this is the kind of warning you DON’T want to see on your box of condoms.  Gotta love engrish!

Categories: Wow

Trapped in A Balloon

July 2nd, 2007 No comments

Well folks, this is what happens when you try to put your body in a gigantor balloon… you end up completely owning yourself and calmly talking about it the entire time.

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Categories: Owned, WTF?