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Fishing Bloopers

December 9th, 2009 No comments

A collection of bloopers from a fisherman named Bill Dance if Bill Dance Outdoors.

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Categories: Owned, TV

Heckler Gets Owned

April 8th, 2009 1 comment

Some chump named Cody tries to heckle a comedian named Joe Klocek and ends up getting owned in front of about 100-200 people from the sound of things.

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Ba-Deet Ba-Deet… Jim Cramer

September 2nd, 2008 No comments

Jim Cramer talks into someone else’s mic. ;)

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Categories: Money, Owned, TV

Worst Case Scenario

August 3rd, 2008 No comments

….for a Pigeon!

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Categories: Animals, Owned, Sad

The Google Car Gets a Ticket

June 17th, 2008 No comments

street viewEver wondered why sometimes Google’s street view is blurry?  Probably because this guy was speeding around!

Categories: Owned

How To Handle a Bully

May 12th, 2008 1 comment

This is just one way to handle a bully.  No so tough now are you now, buddy?

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Categories: Owned

Charles Barkley Pulls a Ron Burgundy

May 11th, 2008 No comments

Gotta watch this one all the way through. :)

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Categories: Owned

Five Phenomenal Feline Flicks

January 11th, 2008 1 comment

Today is my girlfriend’s birthday and to celebrate I’m posting 5 awesome cat clips. Remember though, she doesn’t like just any cat clip… they have to be either cute, or mildly humiliated. You know, something along the lines of a cat in a sweater or ridiculous hat.

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Categories: Animals, Cute, Owned

Icey Road Induced Bumper Cars

January 11th, 2008 No comments

This is an old video I see every now and then… since it’s winter time now i thought it might be a nice reminder that you should be extra careful whether you are driving in snow/ice conditions or just plain heavy rains.

Anyways, to sum it up, people are sliding down a frozen road making it look like a child’s game of bumper cars. Just about every single car that drives down is 100% owned.

Here is the blurb posted with the video:

A snowstorm on the morning of Jan 16th 2007 left about 3-4 inches of snow and ice on the ground in Portland, Oregon. This is what happens to people with too much confidence in their 4WD and zero experience driving on icy snow.

Video was taken around SW Salmon and 20th Avenue, which is pretty steep (to be fair)

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Categories: Owned, Sad

Hard At Work

December 15th, 2007 No comments

city worker Oops.What’s wrong with this picture?

Yes you’re right, it’s clearly the self-ownage.

Categories: Owned

Jack Ass for Friday

November 2nd, 2007 No comments

Look, if you are gonna go off roading at high speeds… DON’T stand up in the bed of a truck.  You WILL go flying, and you WILL look like a jack ass.

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Categories: Owned

World’s Fastest Walker vs Gang of Samurai

October 31st, 2007 No comments

What will he do? Walk OR Run for his life?

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Categories: Owned, WTF?

Santa Mauled by Reindeer

October 23rd, 2007 No comments

I think the title pretty much says it all.

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Categories: Animals, Owned, Sad

Parental Hate

October 22nd, 2007 No comments

good ol willieThis guy’s parents clearly hated him before he was even out of the womb. More than likely though… they probably didn’t know he would most likely be ridiculed for the rest of his life. This one is filed under Owned for prenatal ownage, as I’m stepping up and assuming he was named before birth.

Categories: Owned, WTF?

BAD Motiviational Posters

September 29th, 2007 6 comments

Some awesome stuff in here. My first and favorite being “FAIL“… which do you like?

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Categories: Art, Owned

Praise the Helmet

July 19th, 2007 No comments

helmet didnt helpIn situations like this, even a sweet helmet can’t help you from looking like a jackass.

Categories: Owned, Sad

Michael Moore Serially Owns CNN, Wolf Blitzer and Sanjay Gupta

July 10th, 2007 No comments

Yeah that is a lot of ownage.  This is a clip from CNN where Wolf Blitzer (yeah, his name is Wolf) interviews Michael Moore regarding his movie SiCKO.  Michael Moore does his best to defend the credibility of the facts in his movie and in a fluster pretty much owns CNN, Wolf Blitzer, and finally Sanjay Gupta who seems to be an innocent by standard of mass ownage.

If you have not seen his movie I suggest viewing it just for the sake of being exposed to something new.

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Categories: Movies, Owned, Political

“Stupid iPhone Lady”

July 6th, 2007 No comments

Money talks, and this beaaaayatch walks…

Gotta love the “stupid iPhone lady”.

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Categories: Money, Owned

Trapped in A Balloon

July 2nd, 2007 No comments

Well folks, this is what happens when you try to put your body in a gigantor balloon… you end up completely owning yourself and calmly talking about it the entire time.

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Categories: Owned, WTF?

Good ole Windows Dialog Box on CABLE TV

June 8th, 2007 No comments

img_2516-custom.JPGTalk about getting owned, publicly.

I found this on “local origination” channel 27 on Comcast in the Bay Area.

Looks like MacAffee’s security center needed to be updated on the old ad box?

Categories: Owned, WTF?