Category Archives: Owned

Icey Road Induced Bumper Cars

This is an old video I see every now and then… since it’s winter time now i thought it might be a nice reminder that you should be extra careful whether you are driving in snow/ice conditions or just plain heavy rains.

Anyways, to sum it up, people are sliding down a frozen road making it look like a child’s game of bumper cars. Just about every single car that drives down is 100% owned.

Here is the blurb posted with the video:

A snowstorm on the morning of Jan 16th 2007 left about 3-4 inches of snow and ice on the ground in Portland, Oregon. This is what happens to people with too much confidence in their 4WD and zero experience driving on icy snow.

Video was taken around SW Salmon and 20th Avenue, which is pretty steep (to be fair)

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Parental Hate

good ol willieThis guy’s parents clearly hated him before he was even out of the womb. More than likely though… they probably didn’t know he would most likely be ridiculed for the rest of his life. This one is filed under Owned for prenatal ownage, as I’m stepping up and assuming he was named before birth.