Wow this is just flat out FILTHY.

BUT… if you ever need to impress your boss of friends with your vast knowledge of uppity drinks…

WELL this is for you.

The bacon martini has:

• Flava
• Style
• Class
• More sensuality than Disaronno on the Rocks

And now for the recipe:

Perfect Bacon Martini
Lightly mist martini glass with vermouth, and rim the edge with bacon grease. In a cocktail shaker, mix 3oz vodka, one dash tobasco, and one dash olive juice. Shake well and strain into cocktail glass. Skim excess bacon grease from surface of cocktail. Garnish with one slice of bacon.