Ever wanted to make pancakes like your everyday crack head junkie? Well NOW you can! *WITH PICS*
- Gather your junkiesque supplies
- Cut up your pancake mix (Junk).
- Continue….
- Pile up your pancake mix.
- DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
- Add 1 bump salt and 1 bump baking powder to crack head mirror.
- Next add your water.
- After the water put a shot of milk.
- The last liquid added is oil. This is optional but if you truly want to make crack head pan cakes, put a double shot.
- Now cut everything together. Mix until liquid.
- Now for the egg. Take you syringe and poke THROUGH the egg shell. Extract your Egg.
- Add the raw egg (crack head style).
- After mixed add your pancake mix to your crack spoon. Hold spoon open flame.
- Cook both sides! This is raw egg, you don’t want to risk your health.
- Done! Breakfast is served and your crack head pancake is now complete. Enjoy the CrackJack 🙂
now that’s just plain weird.
that was brilliant yo
Wow that was sweet! What kind of egg is that?
Quail egg
@Andrew
A filthy egg, thats for sure.
It reminds me of some kind of quail or small bird’s egg.
Crazy!
It’s Actually a baby dinosaur’s egg. Only the best go into these crack jacks.
I wonder what would happen if you took that mix straight to the face, bro.
That was funny!
i think im going to make some pancakes….no seriously im going to make some pancakes xD
seen some stuff in my time, but thats plain messy
Technically these are smack-head pancakes. Crack heads don’t use mirrors or syringes, and while I’ve heard the term crack-spoon I believe it refers to a crude pipe not an actual spoon. However, this is still really funny.
>Technically these are smack-head pancakes. Crack heads don’t use mirrors or syringes
A crack head can use a spoon to shoot up crack.he has to break it down with lemon juice first.
ITS A QUAIL OR PHEASENT EGG. THAT IS HOW THEY COOK CRACK OR COCAINE FOR INJECTION. DOESNT HAVE TO BE SMOKED. THE CRACK HEADS THAT HAVE NO TEETH AND LOOK LIKE SHIT ARE INJECTING IT. HAD ONE COME IN THAT WAS INJECTING USING POND WATER.
crack is non-water soluble its just for crack heads to smoke..still, why give younger viewers
ideas
Use lemon juice.
@ leslie
true, however it is soluble in certain acids like vinegar or citric acid. once in an acid solution it can be mixed with water and injected.
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn7207.html
That was pure genius! I enjoyed it very much, altho I have never smoked crack the concept was again, pure genius!X-)
Awesome, dude! I do crack!
So thats why I.V. drug users are so skinny.Do I have to have a Russian credit card, and syringes? Might be just the thing for the new Hollywood scene!
Now this was a great thing. I laughed my ass off with this website. I would guess someone here had some experience in the use of a spoon and a candle for heat? LOL Now you really would of had me rolling if you would of been able to tie in an arm tie for the final effect. No pun intended. (arm tie) LMAO
Holy fucking shit batman, that was the fucking stupidest thing I’ve ever witnessed.
WOOT WOOT Hell yeah now thats a fuckin paddy cake
FOr one weird moment I thought that was actually cocaine you’d used instead of flour…. lol
How sad you sick fucks are that this is humorous to you…hope you or your kids all get to experience life as an addict on the streets. It’ll be a blast. Please, blog all your funny escapades like eating out of garbage cans and sucking dicks for a fix.
Then *I’ll* laugh.
^ok. It is humorous, and my kids will definitely not end up addicted to anything (well, maybe caffeine) because they’ll have responsible parents and an IQ that’s above room temperature.
Awesome job; I like it!
@Slarty,
You need to teach your kids to NOT do this shit from the start… i HIGHLY doubt these pics would influence someone into doing any kind of drug.
Can’t do that with rocks, dude.
Reminds me of the smack pancakes I used to make my kids before bedtime, tho. Man.. they used to puke and dribble with smiles all over there smacky little faces. Those were the days.
Slardy Bardfast, love how you rhymed “dicks” with “fix”. Contempory poetry with less than subtle hints of Victoriana. Old school morality in the now. But with that Victorian mentality comes the knowledege that everyone was eating, smoking and feeding their babies opium back then.
Genius… a summing up of 250 years media and merchandising driven mainstream progress.
This is bad cos they say it is, and if you do it, this will happen.
I agree. God was right to make drugs illegal… cos they is bad in the life.
There are so many issued addressed in the mainstream media but rationality is rarely one of them. Shame.
Lets not drag morals, the media, or drug abuse into something so funny and simple as making a little pancake. And Slarty, we’re all so sorry you sucked dick for crack. That doesn’t mean everyone else did. We’re on the internet, remember? A real crackhead would have pawned his computer a long time ago.
It’s great to see that you went from homeless, dick sucker to an upstanding citizen, and that you got your computer out of the pawnshop. Also nice to see you’re spreading the word around, and what an effective place you’ve chosen to do it in. (turns off sarcasm).
f**king awesome.
Dude, this made me so hungry! First, I had to go suck some dick to score a fix. Then I had to wade through garbage cans to find all the rest of the ingredients. Now I’m following the instructions and making my very own CRACKCAKES!
I could have had a V8
LOL U guys rock.
well, that’s an interesting point of view! I’m gonna try it
well done crack heads!
now i gotta find me a crackhead who likes flapjacks.
I think I should tell you that you might be addicted to cakes !
I used to do crack… its the worst to be an addict thereof. ANyway, i never sucked cocks or ate outa garbage cans, but some people do, like that bitch on Dr Phil.
The guy who thought of such a wasteful idea, is only a stupid cockhead with nothin better to do than waste his crack 😀
u shud rather smoke that coke or snort it. nevertheless i suggest all crack addicts do the same as him and fry ur coke up… haha
um, aksn1p3r? That’s flour right there. This was originally posted on a different, better website, with a full and humourous explanation.
This just sucks, this is just plain sick and idiotic. Too sad there are folks out there who seem to think such sick stuff is funny. Go get yourself some brains and a life!
Meth Munchies!
Now I’m hungry. Hungry for crack!!
Now you know why I got out of the music business.I didn’t have a job or more important. I didn’t have a business card.
Is it weird that I think the finished product looks good to eat…?
Wow! That was weird – interesting, but very very weird.
This is about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
Mmm, spooncakes!
i love crack
So THAT”S how you make pankakes! I would think that crack wouldent react like flour but… hey who knows…
Anyway the thing is funny. If you take it seriously it’s sick but otherwise it’s funny.
wtf
Never woulda dreamed to do THAT to make pancakes.
Jeezus! WTF is this world coming to?
And real NEEDLES!?!?!?!?
Jez
wow a 13 year old like me sure could be a tad impressioned by that…
Haha, this is so awesome/funny…
By the way you’ve been stumbled… 5 months ago, populair since 6 days ago..
Hahahahahaha
you can shoot coke, but not crack.
The spoon should have some melted butter on it before you start.
Who knows how to freebase blueberry syrup?
Did you mean to say, for point 6, to add 1 bump salt and 1 bump baking powder? Because you already had your flour.
yo mamma made love to me on a spoon
Ian,what video games are you playing where you kill people? Sure hope your not “impressioned” by those. It’s a comedy bit. Get over it!
@Kylie,
Good catch! i did make a mistake… updated. Thanks for the heads up!
Just to be clear, these are made with FLOUR not cocaine like some of you idiots seem to think.
If you find this sought of thing funny ………. the only problem is when it comes to children who are born addicted. You cannot hold them, you cannot sooth them. They are born and immediately go into withdrawl. As if being born isn’t hard enough, you end up with a mother who doesn’t give a rats arse about her child, but instead decides to make crack pancakes.
If you’re making them for you, go right ahead. I hope you lose your teeth. What a life!
luckily my mum never used you method
what if I want to add chocolate chips?
It´s kind of funny how this actually provokes someone. Until i read the comments, i did not even know some people use to boil their drugs. I laughed my ass of when i read it, because i pictured someone doing this and being busted by the police… “but officer- its my lunch!” “yeah, suuure…” Also i dont see how anyone can feel sorry for junkies. I still have yet to meet a junkie that disagrees when i blame them and them alone for their own situation.
That’s obviously a pigeon egg. Quail don’t roost in the ghetto.
funny….
after seeing this, i went outside and found a car with an open sunroof. i pulled my pants down and sat with my ass hanging into the car through the sunroof. as i sat shitting into the car i began to masturbate my erect cock. the stench of my shit made me gag and i put my finger into my asshole and smelled it. the smell of my shitty finger made me puke into my lap, the puke slowly slid down my thighs into the car. i finished masturbating and shot a load of sperm into the car. when i was done i wrote my name on the windshield of the car with my shit.
Someone has ENTIRELY too much time on their hands.
LOL
hahahahaaa…. i hadn’t laught this much in a long time 🙂 specially the ‘x’ marked pict 🙂
I’m high (weed, not crack) right now, and I think the lot of you posting comments are ironically on fuckin’ crack. Maybe alot of you need to go reread this article and understand that the active ingredient is pancake mix, hench why it’s called “How to Make Pancakes Like a Crackhead” and not “How to Use Crack By Cooking It In Pancakes. I missed the part where crack was added. I’m pretty sure it’s just pancakes cooked in the fashion that one would cook up heroin (not crack, that’s usually cooked in a pot using diethyl ether to freebase it), on a spoon. And I dunno who the fuck this guy billy is, but I think he’d make a pretty good case study in Freudian psychology or psychoanalysis.
* I made a mistake: The coke is cooked, not the crack.
Oh, and diethyl ether boiled with coke forms freebased coke (purest stuff), but afterwords you have to get the freebased product out of the whole precipitate, but if you just let it settle WITH the precipitate, it forms rocks, son.
I’d hate to see crack head grits 🙁
htp://boinko.com
I’d hate to see crack head grits 🙁
http://boinko.com
that’s too funny!
Years ago, we used to cook up cook like that, didn’t need the syringe, just dropped water off our fingertips into a spoon with a little bit of coke a little bit of baking soda, heat the spoon underneath with lighter, and it formed a nice rock for smoking, we just called it smoking coke, I don’t even think I knew the term “crack” then, it was like 20 yrs ago. It’s been about 17 yrs since I’ve done that, or coke for that matter. Was a nice buzz though, but very addictive. Just throwing in a fun fact of my life 🙂
Err… I meant cook up COKE, not cook up cook, duh.
That was weird!
LOLOL! That is so funny. I think I’ll surprise my family with that recipe when we go away to a cabin in a few weeks.
wow
Jeu kelam shet kovitom kara meta tu fuiakem.
It is just entertainment, please relax.
Kolikem Jui fetah huekalifa nanujui qua fe.
If you don’t like it, do somewhere else.
koli fereshua jeu joki fe.
Nobody is forcing you to stay here.
Kila gujamena deus fi.
So, shut your mouth.
=)
FIEST YOU ARE THE BEST I AM ALWAYS GOING TO MAKE MY CRACK JACKS THIS WAY.. 4 of these evey morning will make my day better..NO MORE CORN FLAKES FOR ME …
1)NOW YOU CAN COOK CRACK ON A SPOON TO MELT IT DOWN…
2)ADD YOUR BAKING SODA NOT TOO MUCH OR IT WILL BE CUT TOOOO WEEK…
3)ADD YOUR WATER..
4)MIX IT WITH A PENNY…
5)PUT IT IN THE FREEZER 2 minutes
6)TIME TO FREEBASE HAVE FUN ROB YOUR FRIEND AND YOUR MON STEAL A CAR ROB A TAXY AND A PIZZA BOY…
7)WHEN YOU GET BUSTED JUST SAY THE DRUGS MADE ME DO IT…
8)THATS YOUR GET OUT OF JAIL FREE TICKET…
9)HAVE FUN!!!!!!! SHARE DON’T BE GREEDY PASS IT…
Firstly I have to say the original email aint that great itself, but the comments had me in tears. Man the emotion people have otha this sorta thing is rediculous, wen did crack pancakes turn into babies being born with addiction? Agreed not the most disirable thing in the world, cant say im waiting in the line. As for you Billy… Poo Ponderer, i am slightly disturbed
Crack jacks! lawl
Where the hell is the lemon juice?! You can’t have a pancake without it!
Fuckin A! 😀
looks like a killdeer egg… now: killcrackhead
Can we now have instructions on how to make wafers like a catholic. Then let’s see what comments are made by those who believe what they’re told by Murdoch and Elizabeth.
Yo that aint how you make crack. I like meth real good.
so much spare time so little time
YOU IDIOTS!!! the egg is a quail egg!
I love this recipe. i’ll added to my regular breakfast menu. is fun to make, kills some time, so i feel i’m accomplishing something, plus i like to work with my hands, so it fulfills my ego. thanks for sharing.
TO MAJOR LEE: LEMON JUICE ON PANCAKES??? EWWWW
I’LL HAVE TO TRY THAT NOW, SINCE IM BICURIOUS
O_o
/boggle
Someone has too much free time.
The fact that people are getting butt-hurt over this is hilarious.
I bet someone gets offended by my name, because they are feeble minded fools!
Hilarious.
You’re a fucking loser.
FUCKING RETARTED!
How do you come up wit this its awesome…
thats realy cool 🙂
And that, children, is why I came down. To say wussup and have me some pancake.
Bring it ova herrrrre betch!
k uuum no offense but that was relle gay…
FIRST!
that’s the shit right there boyo’z
Biggedy Biggedy Bong
Monsignore will love this!
who the heck came up with that idea?
but i dont see the boint of using the needles and stuff to take the egg out
just something to do i guess
how dull, the american empire really is in freefall.
Oh my goodness! That’s an amazing way of making pancakes and the only drawback I can see is that you only make one!
I’m going to have to link to this one on my site!
I’m a big fan of pancakes and my friend and I always used to argue about what size pan we’d use – but never did I think of cooking such a small one!
Wouldn’t it be easier to just make a normal pancake and cut out a little round one with a knife?
hahaha that is seriously funny
LOL.
I’ve gotta try that!
Not funny.
Ok…the point of this is humor folks. Some got it, some don’t.
Drugs are drugs. Doesn’t matter if it is cocacola or cigarettes or maryjane or some cure for cancer found in the rainforests. Homo sapiens have been doing drugs since they have been Homo sapiens (and probably even before) The only distinction here is that some are legal and some are illegal. What the hell do you do when ya got a head ache or a cold? hmmmm thats what I thought.
Go to the woods, chop down a tree, mill some lumber, build a bridge and get over it.
Laugh folks, its the only TRUE free pleasure we have
Despite not using drugs myself, I found this rather amusing. Sick, but amusing none-the-less.
Though I must say one thing, don’t assume that everybody uses drugs, legal or not. I know plenty of people who don’t use medicine at all. Myself being one of them, I don’t drink, I’ve never smoked, nor do I do drugs, as I’m an adult now, I don’t take OTC medicines anymore either, nor prescription medication, too many side affects. Don’t generalize and lump everyone pops a pill for ever sneeze, cough or sniffle, we’re few but we’re out there. It’s best to keep an open mind and realize there are all kinds of people out there.
You just won the pretentious, joyless douchebag comment of the day! Enjoy the title douchebag.
all he said was that he doesnt take drugs and not everyone does. youre the douche, and probably a fucking junkie.
Do you know the definition of pretentious? Some people know how to take a joke, some people don’t.
Your name is niggerfaggot
Your body makes the drugs it needs to live
When I get a cold of headache I drink some water and get the frack over it.
That is not a very big pancake.
..Though I guess if you were a crackhead you wouldn’t be real hungry.
where’d you get those syringes…
fishy
I don’t know about any of that….
But that’s my credit card!
Some how the pancake does not look appetizing.
ur all a bunch of fags
…ohmyfuckinggod that’s amazing. XD
You sir, are a god among men.
So exactly what kind of egg is that?
Kind of weird looking
billy, you are a sick mother F_____!
Thats’ a fantastic way to make a pancake. Now where’s my mirror, needles and credit card…
They taste yum
I enjoyed it caus it was original. Jokes about crack and adverts on TV or whatever do not influence you, thats what “they” want you to think!
holy lord- that was incredible- i have a philosophy final tomorrow and this was exactly what i needed to brighten up my life! the comments that followed pretty much had me in tears- the egg by the way is a quails egg tho i hear what was said about not finding quails in the ghetto… to the severely unhinged “billy” i say nothing more than seek help. that kind of cry for attention is typical of one trying to compensate for something. and CD- keep your hands in your lap and your mouth shut- you are seriously harshing my mellow, crackhead babies? jesus
Wow thats awesome….haha what kinda weird egg is that….creepy
that demo was really funny…but it’s the comments after that push it over the top. I’m electing to see them all as some sort of performance art continuation of the joke, cuz to imagine that people are out there getting so bent out of shape over something so trivial is kinda depressing. C’mon y’all…lighten up! This is obviously a parody, cuz everyone knows you can’t get the lumps outta crackcake batter with a credit card!
@Willow…
No Joke! Some peeps need to take it easy… it’s all in good fun of course!
Very funny idea! I am always looking for alternative ways of doing everyday things. And this is good comedy at the same time, the russian credit card was the icing on the cake.
And all you people who got sp worked up over this; relax. it’s just a joke. And shouldn’t addicts much rather make pancakes with their gear than “shoot up”?
Tis clever i say!
When the hell was the last time a crack-head had ANYTHING to eat?
After 40 years of drugs the whole route.From ephadrine to dope and speed(purple hearts)remember them?Bombers,dope used to be called ??.Red leb,good morroccan at a quid a gram on the scales.Black that you could play with for hours,Oil that when you painted it on the skins looked like a rembrant pen and wash drawing.Weed for 14 an oz.Remember that?OZ
it was a crackin comic and politicaly aware.Acid Oz now worth an arm and a leg.Oh and the acid!!!pink microdot,Californian white lightning.Timothy Leary Richard Alpert,Lawrence Fellingety.Summer of Love.hippy chicks with no knickers and it was safe to put your tongue in cos there was no aids.Vietnam and the beatles etc.Wish you were here,Pink Floyd –The trees had hands and faces.Fairies were not queers,beautiful people everywhere.Sundays were for trippin.WOT THE FUCK>
Sex pistols and smack,sid killednancy.NewRomantics
that was when the truth went for a walk.Romanticism is for wankers it means telling lies.Hitler was a romantic.Futurism,swastikas,art neuvou. art nervous disease…Thank god for the dada movement.All thats left now is hysteria ,petrol runs out in seven years.So we have to go back to low tech.Hippies rule.Crack heads are on the road to nowhere and Ive always been on a mission.The time is 2007 and its time for acid to clean up this mess again??
Ha, that was fantastic. But you know, some people are not going to wait for it to cook, they just gonna shoot it up raw, lol.
That is freakin’ great.
just like mom used to make!
That was cool. Weird but cool.
I think you meant junkie. Crackheads don’t cook anthing in a spoon, they dont use needles, they buy crack and smoke it. Freebase coke heads don’t cook anything in a spoon, they cook it in a pan.
Only heroin addicts use a needle and a spoon.
At least get it down or it isn’t funny.
Where you this morning when i needed help wiping my ass? Damn!
This just in from the What the Fuck department. hahahaha… And I thought peeing my pants in front of high school girls was funny.
This is more of a junkie pancake and not crack head…
guys, stop it , this is so funny, even my heroine-friends and my grandmother ( who gave me the secret for her pan-cackes has to laugh)
so what’s new, a man with a genius-humour touches nerves, well , that’s new
let’s try reibekuchen, any off you fought a war against anything?
most remarks make me sick, egoism, self-centrism rules , right, well humour escapes that shit-hole
wtf was the point of that? jk that was brilliant 🙂
For the love of God just drop it?!? And wait,… I’m getting reports of people running naked in the streets screaming: “I’M COOKOO FOR CRACKCAKES!! WOOO!”
Wow… just a little crazy! 🙂
This was all just too Muckin’Fuch!
It blew my mind ~ laughter is the best medicine!
who needs drugs???
We get high when we laugh ~ uncontrollably!
For the record. Its pancake mix. Which is pretty much flour. It just taking the mickey out of what crackheads/junkies/whatever do. The fact that he got it slightly wrong (on the “street name of the type of person” thing) should be an indication that its just a joke. I thought it was awesome. Mini li’l pancakes, each one would only take about 30 seconds to make. Make up a big batch and scoff ’em down one at a time. Like popcorn 😀
For the record, i think EVERYONE should make their pancakes like a junkie and practice using various narcotics on a regular basis.
…. just a (another) joke of course! 🙂
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nice nice vere nice
Hey what kind of egg is that? It looks nice and endangered.
HAHAHAHAH “Cook both sides! This is raw egg, you don’t want to risk your health.”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ASS FUCKING IF!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
That is stuped.:-l
lol, stuped?
hahaha. its funny to know that only a few knows that that egg is a quails egg.
that f**King excellent, i wish had time to make crack head pancakes, but sadly i have a life XD
IM A FUCKING FAGGOT
lol thats very funny
Should be writing for SNL!!!
That is so funny, 5 STARS!!!!
LMFAOO!
That was incrediable and brilliant!
maple syrup is hard to shoot up. I’d let it dry and smoke the rock.
i smoke blunts after skool then i sniff a line of crack u shud try its goooooooood 🙂
Next time i see a smack head in town im gona get his scrawny lil neck place his mouth over da curb then stamp on his head that makes his bottom jaw smash off then be in bad pain oh yeah and smash ur teeth out if any left daft cunt.
this is the shit, great job
What is this?????
@ghirarda
Crack-cakes baby!
this is sad
I love it, but such small portions just wouldn’t satisfy.
Moron
Fucking hilarious. i bet he thinks he’s got a “handle” on his habit as well. Before you know it he’ll be on a bag of flour a day and stealing from old folks homes to buy eggs.
Great idea – really funny – gotta try this too.
it’s a quail egg. pfffT!
😀 how on earth did u Ever Get the IDEA !!!!
how how… What Were U thinking ?!?!?!?!?!?
hahahaha… fookin good man. seriously soopa 🙂
It is amazing how many posts this can get over major news stories… all I gotta say – is where is the bacon and syrup!
Any of you above that had way too serious comments – this is a joke – have a pancake and relax… of course, crack cakes will just make you more paranoid 🙂 …. did someone eat my pancakes??? Are the cops outside waiting for a second helping!!! HALP!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA
Brilliant
Good day!,
Hello!,
Hi!,
That, sir, is fucking awesome …
this right here is to fucking funny I was just surfin the web…. But now Im going to make me crack-cakes lol… thanks for the laugh!
lol tht was funny omg i was just bout to make pan cakes lol the egg is tht like a bird egg idk lol ttyl
step #5 hahahah. now thats gangst
Thank you for this recipe!
@carlx
you moron, you complete fucking moron.. crack cant be sniffed you muppet.. coke can be sniffed, in fact the very reason people make crack from cocaine is to make it smokeable, as cocaine isnt smokeable, and crack cocaine is smokeable..
shit post, pathetic fucking post..
fuck everyone
ya man……that’s how i roll!
You are such a sad ass……
@jj
Woah, cool your jets there mate.
love it, love it, love it!!!!
Isn’t that how everyone makes their pancakes? Maybe it’s just me. Minus the quail egg I like to keep the science simple.
@jessica heck: you know chickens are birds right? and that the eggs you normally use come from chickens and hence come from birds?
Surely that should read ‘Smackhead pancakeas’
I’m being picky – it did make me chuckle. Good work!
You’re stuped@Audrey
DICKHEAD
Yo! this recipe is fuckin Wack assed ! Im an actual crackhead and that’s NOT how you do it! You got to put chocolate rock chips in that shit and serve it on a scanky one-titted hooker’s Ass!
For REAL crackhead recipes contact me at 1 800 suck-the-my ballz!
@doris
your a crackhead.
What nest was the egg stolen from?
looks like a quail egg
Maybe it’s a crackhead, who got his hands on the wrong stuff!!!
To me, it look like a Leprachaun to me–who all think it look like a Leprachaun, say heeyoo!
Crackheads can’t afford Zippos
Good Point Willis
They don’t have to afford anything, crackheads just…find things.
Crackheads and drug users are gays and coloreds. They will be punished by God!
I do drugs, I’m not either, DIllon….ugh learn how to spell your name…
pshh rich white people like DIllion just don’t get the struggle…
You’re ugly; god punished you my good sir.
#offendedgay
I work in a pain treatment center and 95% of the addicts that come in here are white females 25 through 60
Christ, what a dillon of a bigot! God has never done a fooking thing! Not one thing. The bible was so horribly butchered in the past anyone referring to it is either ignorant, stupid, or hasn’t a bloody shred of knowledge. Which one are you? Don’t claim a white supremest, because most know you would not comprehend what that means.
your an idiot
Do you know cost of crack? That is highly unlikely considering the comment you just made. Crack usually runs around 20$ a small rock or close to 70$ to 80$ a large rock ( I have friends that are crack heads) if they can afford crack, they can certainly afford a 12 to 15 dollar Zippo lighter.
A little butter and maple syrup and those will be better than crack. Awesome.
Nothing is better than crack.
Except for more crack.
LoL dude a zippo is like $10… what are you talkin about?!
@Willis
hahaha. then burn out some piece of wood from your couch. lol
You. are. SO. weird.
At first it looked as if it was snorting coke not crack ..who would of thought of this..someone on acid…LMBO
A syringe full of maple syrup and a syringe full of melted butter finishes it off nicely.
Probably the coolest thing ive ever sen
win
i love me some crack
Rofl this made me lol so hard
lol awesome!!
not funny and you have too much time on your hands
Wow, what will they think of next????
was that a Sparrow egg or something WTF?
quail egg!
Wow, almost everyone on here is dumb
funny shit
Why would you bother?!!
Crack is smoked. Crack and heroine are two different things.
:)) nice
This is the Dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. GET A LIFE!!
Trying way too hard….
protip: replace every mention of “crack” with “smack” (heroin)