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A Drunken Squirrel, Need I Say More?
Well, this is what happens when your friendly neighborhood squirrel eats your fermented pumpkins… he gets SHIT Faced and holds onto his tree for dear life… i wonder if a squirrel’s favorite food is beer-nuts! Bah Dum Pssss… (comedy drums, thank you).
And now for the video:
Pour Coke on Raw Pork = Worms?! WOW!
Brian has pointed us @ a snopes link indicating that this is just a hoax! Thanks Brian!
This is absolutely Disgusting. I don’t know if i will be able to eat pork after this…. Basically what you have here is someone pouring coke all over a piece of raw pork. About 2 minutes after the coke is applied, worms emerge from the raw pork.
🙁
Beatboxing SUPER MARIO Bros on a Flute
Thanks for THIS Lisa! This is awesome… Another great video to add to the beatboxing collection.
In this one, a dude is beat boxing while playing his flute. He just so happens to be playing the theme song to Super Mario Bros. Yes!
Some of the Strangest American Laws
- A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
- In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
- In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
- If a police officer in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
- Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.More…
- A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
- In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
A Bear on Wallstreet
It’s a BEAR… walking down Wallstreet… get it?! BEAR… wallstreet… Bear.
Flea Market Montgomery; It’s Like a Mini-Mall!
WoW…. i can’t say anything but thank you to my friend Lena for this out of control commercial.
I also want to add that the guy starring in this commercial is one of the biggest dudes i have ever seen. He could pressure me into going to his Flea Market simply using threats.
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Retarded Geek Tattoo
Damn, you have to be a jackass to get this tattoo. I’ll admit it is pretty clever but what would happen when the HTML spec changes? BLAM, instant jackass!
If you don’t understand why this is “clever” here is the quick and dirty: the “HEAD” tag is an HTML tag that is used to put meta data about a web page or things like it’s title, etc. Below the “HEAD” comes the “BODY” tag which is used to put like 99% of the content you see when viewing the page via a web browser…
So he closed the “HEAD” tag right below his dome, and opened the “BODY” tag above his body.
X-Ray Kiss
On the left you have an X-Ray image of a kiss.
It’s kind of strange and kind of beautiful at the same time, but cool? thats all the time!
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Here are THE Final Answers from all of Those who KNOW, on the chicken crossing the road question.
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on THIS side of the road before it goes after the problem on the OTHER SIDE of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his CURRENT problems before adding NEW problems.
OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
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