“DAMN IT” @ every one of these.
The Worst Things Ever… In Pics…
Category Archives: Owned
How To Handle a Bully
This is just one way to handle a bully. No so tough now are you now, buddy?
Charles Barkley Pulls a Ron Burgundy
Gotta watch this one all the way through. 🙂
Five Phenomenal Feline Flicks
Today is my girlfriend’s birthday and to celebrate I’m posting 5 awesome cat clips. Remember though, she doesn’t like just any cat clip… they have to be either cute, or mildly humiliated. You know, something along the lines of a cat in a sweater or ridiculous hat.
Icey Road Induced Bumper Cars
This is an old video I see every now and then… since it’s winter time now i thought it might be a nice reminder that you should be extra careful whether you are driving in snow/ice conditions or just plain heavy rains.
Anyways, to sum it up, people are sliding down a frozen road making it look like a child’s game of bumper cars. Just about every single car that drives down is 100% owned.
Here is the blurb posted with the video:
A snowstorm on the morning of Jan 16th 2007 left about 3-4 inches of snow and ice on the ground in Portland, Oregon. This is what happens to people with too much confidence in their 4WD and zero experience driving on icy snow.
Video was taken around SW Salmon and 20th Avenue, which is pretty steep (to be fair)
Hard At Work
What’s wrong with this picture?
Yes you’re right, it’s clearly the self-ownage.
Jack Ass for Friday
Look, if you are gonna go off roading at high speeds… DON’T stand up in the bed of a truck. You WILL go flying, and you WILL look like a jack ass.
World’s Fastest Walker vs Gang of Samurai
What will he do? Walk OR Run for his life?
Santa Mauled by Reindeer
I think the title pretty much says it all.
Parental Hate
This guy’s parents clearly hated him before he was even out of the womb. More than likely though… they probably didn’t know he would most likely be ridiculed for the rest of his life. This one is filed under Owned for prenatal ownage, as I’m stepping up and assuming he was named before birth.