Some awesome stuff in here. My first and favorite being “FAIL“… which do you like?
FAIL: That’s why you always get picked last, fatty.
FLEXIBILITY: It’s almost never, ever over-rated.
JAILBAIT: You keep getting older and they stay the same age.
INGENUITY: Don’t just get a leg up on the competition, get ’em both up.
MOM’S MINIVAN: Less conformist than the bus.
FATHERHOOD: If you kill that hooker, you can get your money back
RETARDS: We all know one.
DIPLOMACY: Words don’t always solve problems. Sometimes you just have to punch an alien in the face.
PLAY DUMB: If she looks TOO young.. just assume she is 18
RELAX: Itâ€™s just my armpit
ELEPHANTS: Larger than the moon
A WIFE: Because beer is heavy