BAD Motiviational Posters

Some awesome stuff in here. My first and favorite being “FAIL“… which do you like?

That’s why you always get picked last, fatty.
FAIL: That’s why you always get picked last, fatty.

 

 

It’s almost never, ever over-rated.
FLEXIBILITY: It’s almost never, ever over-rated.

 

 

You keep getting older and they stay the same age.
JAILBAIT: You keep getting older and they stay the same age.

 

 

Don’t just get a leg up on the competition, get ‘em both up.
INGENUITY: Don’t just get a leg up on the competition, get ’em both up.

 

 

MOM’S MINIVAN: Less conformist than the bus.
MOM’S MINIVAN: Less conformist than the bus.

 

 

If you kill that hooker, you can get your money back
FATHERHOOD: If you kill that hooker, you can get your money back

 

 

We all know one.
RETARDS: We all know one.

 

 

Words don’t always solve problems.  Sometimes you just have to punch an alien in the face.
DIPLOMACY: Words don’t always solve problems. Sometimes you just have to punch an alien in the face.

 

 

If she looks TOO young.. just assume she is 18
PLAY DUMB: If she looks TOO young.. just assume she is 18

 

 

It’s just my armpit
RELAX: It’s just my armpit

 

 

Larger than the moon
ELEPHANTS: Larger than the moon

 

 

Because beer is heavy
A WIFE: Because beer is heavy

0 thoughts on “BAD Motiviational Posters”

  1. Considering the fact that the “fail” poster is pretty much everywhere on the internet, good luck getting it removed from every site it’s on.

  2. Dear mike welch. your dreaming if you listed it first. whats your website/proof. you didnt even link your page. I think is a new motivational poster

    “The photo used in “Fail” is a copyrighted photo, taken by me and stolen from my site. Please remove the photo immediately.

    Mike Welch
    Mike@welch.net
    ====== fail!

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