22 Amazing Pick Up Lines

Last one is great! lol!

  1. Be unique and different; say yes.
  2. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
  3. Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
  4. My Love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in.
  5. I’ve got my library card and i’m checkin you out
  6. I’m gay, straighten me out!
  7. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
  8. If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.
  9. If people were boogers…I’d pick you first.
  10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  11. Man – Fat Penguin! Woman – WHAT? Man – I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
  12. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
  13. I can’t find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
  14. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  15. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
  16. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
  17. If you were a McDonald’s burger, I would call you McBeautiful….
  18. I know I can’t have your virginity, but can I have the box it came in?
  19. You smell like my mother. I like that.
  20. They don’t call me Super for nothing.
  21. Do you mind if I flirt with you?
  22. I like your face!

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